What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?